This postseason Alex Tuch is on an absolute tear because he only knows how to tuck two things, the puck in the back of the net and his dick in his pants. Tuch leads the Vegas Golden Knights with eight goals these playoffs and is fourth on the team with 10 points.
Tuch with the rolling puck!
— #StanleyCup Playoffs on NBC (@NHLonNBCSports) August 30, 2020
Tuch has matched his regular-season goal total this postseason because the big dicks come out in the playoffs. Will Alex Tuch continue to penetrate defenses? Find out Thursday night at 8 PM EST when Vegas faces-off versus Dallas for game three of the series. We will see.